Male Menopause Prints

'Jason and I are absolutely incompatible. We're both going through the menopause.'

'It may be more inconvenient, but the 'Reverse Prostate Exam' is a lot less embarrassing for the both of us.'

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin."

Movember

Men's Health Screenings.

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

Groups of menopausal women in clinic.

Flash Cuisine

'No Dear, the Tooth Fairy is long gone. I'm the Hot-Flash Fairy.'

Prostate Exam Second Opinion

The post-menopause luncheon's unintentional comedy act.

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

Clair regretted having her husband sit in while her doctor described possible side effects of menopause.

Baldness Facts

'I know you don't want to admit you're old enough to be menopausal, but blaming your hot flashes on global warming...'

'You think irritable fowl syndrome is bad? Just wait until you hit menopause.'

'Not to worry. Water retention is a common symptom of menopause.'

Middle age anxiety about leaving the house.

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

'It's my biological clock.'

'Life was moving along at a nice, steady pace, then I hit middle age and my life hot-flashed before my eyes!'

Many women report sleep disturbances associated with the post-menopausal period.

Man's shaving razor is as tall as him. He says: 'I can't help thinking they should have stopped at three blades.'

Flo's kids had a harder time adjusting to their mother's hot flashes than she did.

'This isn't any comparison to my going through menopause!'

"We can go with the hormone-replacement therapy or skip straight to the husband replacement."