Experiencing Menopause T-Shirts

'Night sweats, what night sweats?'

Hot Flash Cook Book.

'Other women get hot flashes -- My wife has temperature tantrums.'

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

Middle Aged and Enraged

"Just like a man to tell me I'm not having a hot flash."

The Fountain of Menopause

Another hot flash?

Barbara Started Having Hot flushes

"Not a word, Doc! I'm having hot flashes!"

The Truth Fairy

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin."

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

'You think this is hot. Try having hot flashes, too.'

Don't have a hot flush....

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

Menopause and the City

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

Groups of menopausal women in clinic.

Flash Cuisine

'No Dear, the Tooth Fairy is long gone. I'm the Hot-Flash Fairy.'

The post-menopause luncheon's unintentional comedy act.

Clair regretted having her husband sit in while her doctor described possible side effects of menopause.

'I know you don't want to admit you're old enough to be menopausal, but blaming your hot flashes on global warming...'

'Not to worry. Water retention is a common symptom of menopause.'

"Loss of libido? Have you considered Husband Replacement Therapy?"

'You think irritable fowl syndrome is bad? Just wait until you hit menopause.'

Middle age anxiety about leaving the house.

Hot flashes

The firefly wants some relief from hot flashes.

'It's my biological clock.'

'Life was moving along at a nice, steady pace, then I hit middle age and my life hot-flashed before my eyes!'

Many women report sleep disturbances associated with the post-menopausal period.