Menopause Survivor T-Shirts

'Not to worry. Water retention is a common symptom of menopause.'

'It's a bad combination, global warming and hot flashes.'

"...until death do you a favor."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin."

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

'You think this is hot. Try having hot flashes, too.'

Don't have a hot flush....

"If we synchronize our tantrums, they'll have to stop talking. You in?"

Menopause and the City

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

Groups of menopausal women in clinic.

Flash Cuisine

'No Dear, the Tooth Fairy is long gone. I'm the Hot-Flash Fairy.'

The post-menopause luncheon's unintentional comedy act.

Another hot flash?

Clair regretted having her husband sit in while her doctor described possible side effects of menopause.

Generation Ex.

'You think irritable fowl syndrome is bad? Just wait until you hit menopause.'

"Loss of libido? Have you considered Husband Replacement Therapy?"

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

Middle age anxiety about leaving the house.

"Being married to her was the most miserable experience of my life, but I was able to develop a sitcom out of it."

'It's my biological clock.'

Your Dinner Is In The Trout Stream

Hot flashes

The firefly wants some relief from hot flashes.

'Life was moving along at a nice, steady pace, then I hit middle age and my life hot-flashed before my eyes!'

Many women report sleep disturbances associated with the post-menopausal period.

"We can go with the hormone-replacement therapy or skip straight to the husband replacement."

'This isn't any comparison to my going through menopause!'

Flo's kids had a harder time adjusting to their mother's hot flashes than she did.