Going Through Menopause T-Shirts

"Any side effects from the HRT?" "WHAT?"

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

'Not to worry. Water retention is a common symptom of menopause.'

You'll love the change, except for the hot flashes.

The firefly wants some relief from hot flashes.

Hot flashes

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin."

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

'You think this is hot. Try having hot flashes, too.'

Don't have a hot flush....

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

Menopause and the City

Groups of menopausal women in clinic.

Flash Cuisine

'No Dear, the Tooth Fairy is long gone. I'm the Hot-Flash Fairy.'

The post-menopause luncheon's unintentional comedy act.

Four years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ Show, our resident octogenarian asked listeners for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Dear Sadie, I was going to suggest you start a YouTube channel to share your advice with younger people. But YouTube just stabbed its content creators in the back. They stopped showing ads on videos discussing anything even remotely controversial. That's going to put so many important voices out of business. So I don't really have an

Another hot flash?

Clair regretted having her husband sit in while her doctor described possible side effects of menopause.

'I know you don't want to admit you're old enough to be menopausal, but blaming your hot flashes on global warming...'

'You think irritable fowl syndrome is bad? Just wait until you hit menopause.'

"Loss of libido? Have you considered Husband Replacement Therapy?"

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

Middle age anxiety about leaving the house.

'It's my biological clock.'

'Life was moving along at a nice, steady pace, then I hit middle age and my life hot-flashed before my eyes!'

Many women report sleep disturbances associated with the post-menopausal period.

"We can go with the hormone-replacement therapy or skip straight to the husband replacement."

Flo's kids had a harder time adjusting to their mother's hot flashes than she did.

'This isn't any comparison to my going through menopause!'

Candle Menopause

Fables for the Middle-Aged: Goldilocks and the 3 Hairs.

Internal Clock