Malapropism Maniac Gifts

'Ok, now I'm questioning your note-taking skills.'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

Harsh Mellows.

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

Three Ladies

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

New Swiss Army Knife

"I don't know, maybe I'm just being mallowdramatic."

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

Don't worry, if things don't work out in America we can always take the Bering Land Bridge back to Asia.

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

Russian and Chinese Influences in Afghanistan

Communication

Zoo. Marsupials. What's the difference between a possum and an opossum? The opossum is an Irish possum.

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

Dinosaurs of the Palindromic Era.

'Look, more Unidentified Gawping Objects.'

Sore Loser

The Friendly Antipodes

Take us to the Younglings!

I HATE STUFF

Lookup in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! Malaprop Man! You're playing poker these days! Yep. I'm a natural born grumbler. Last time I played I won a bit pop with a full horse. Then I bit it all and lost on the next hand. I needed one card for a royal flash. I never had a chance because all four jerks were missing. There was only forty-eight cards! I always knew you weren't playing with a full deck, Malaprop Man.

Pimp my cow.

"Brian and I were destined to be a couple. We both hate everyone else."

The Island of Misfit Pants

Private theatres

'Well, he's not exactly germane.'

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man! I hear you're a political operative these days. Yep. I'm working for my candidate out on the champagne trail. We do fundracing, skunk speeches, clownhall meetings ... What about interviews? Sound blights are one of my specialties! Actually, I derange just about everything! I think you fit perfectly in the world of politics, Malaprop Man!

'Misanthropology.'

In Memory of Old Bob Who Loved This Park But Hated People