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Late night? I don't know what you are talking about! Come on, Twig. You can tell me. My mom is giving me a hard time. About? She's freaking just because I started

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

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"Too much concealer?"

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

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'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

Your presentation will be terrific. I was up all night, but something's still missing. Here. I've got just what you need. How thoughtful! Eye concealer! No need to thank me.

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"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

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"Do you have anything that can help remove dark circles from under my eyes?"

"More concealer?"

The girl who has everything...

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

'There's no charge for the carrier bag!'

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

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