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'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

Rainbow Quartet

Economy - USA.

Quartet.

Sir Edward Elgar

'As you can clearly see, our profits continue to climb well into the third quarter.'

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

Aggression/Security

Von Trapp family masks

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

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Joseph and his coat

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

"Those who can can, dance."

'Wasn't it about here, when you begrudgingly, decided to try my 'ridiculous' investment plan?'

"Hmm.... now I hadn't noticed THAT before..."

'I'm surprised you don't try the West End,old chap!'

"Looks like Broadway's back."

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.