Major Chord Lover Pillows

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

Rainbow Quartet

Economy - USA.

Quartet.

Us. Everyone else. My research shows that we are the only statistics company sill using pie charts displayed on an easel.

Aggression/Security

Sir Edward Elgar

'As you can clearly see, our profits continue to climb well into the third quarter.'

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

Quentin Tarantino

I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.

"Maybe I needed a brain also! I left my heart in San Francisco!"

Von Trapp family masks

'So, you think you can just waltz right in here and start making movies, Mr, Astaire'

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

Joseph and his coat

Graph to find your IQ

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

I'd like to donate to your theater, but

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

'Wasn't it about here, when you begrudgingly, decided to try my 'ridiculous' investment plan?'

'I'm surprised you don't try the West End,old chap!'

"Looks like Broadway's back."

"Hmm.... now I hadn't noticed THAT before..."

"Those who can can, dance."

Thanks for the lift, Nana. Don't get any big ideas about acting. It's just a high school musical. I guess you aren't coming back to see the show. Correct. Tonight! Cats! Spring musical. That's ok. Slam! I'm parking now to get a front row seat!

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'