Mailbox Modifiers Gifts

'Now we can receive e-mail!'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

You've Got Mail

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.

'It's unto thee.'

"I'll have filet mignon, and she'll have the chef whip up something with no meat, dairy, wheat, soy or flavor."

"Jim will have to call you back. He's trying to find his real mail that's buried in all the junk mail."

"These investments aren't without risk. Your mailbox might explode with prospectuses."

'Are they street legal, and do you have some insecurity thing going on?'

'Did the mail come?'

"Dog house"

'French onion soup. Hold the soup.'

Bad Hobby Combination: The DIY Beehive/Mailbox

Mail box with mouth!

"It works!"

"Just more Junk Mail."

'In light of today's general moral outrage, we're taking Devil's Food Cake off the menu.'

"Clarence thinks he's hot stuff now that he got the portable DR tricked out."

'I wanna order an extra-large cheese pizza with no peppers, mushrooms, pepperoni, burger, onion, anchovies . . .'

'Do you have another menu of what I can have?'

"I've been extra nice to people - I should be getting some thank-you notes."

A Golfers In and Out Tray

"I forget...which one of us is occupant and which of us is resident?"

"Nothing, but bills and an unsolicited manuscript from your mother."

'Man, I'm exhausted!'

'I want to post this letter complaining about the erosion of the postal service.'

Man pointing to the dogs kennel while the dog prefers the mail box

"Internet's down."

Postal Service Stamp Increase.

Junk Mail

A Shredder for Junk Mail.