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"The universe will either continue expanding at its present rate, expand at a slower rate, or begin to contract. None of this, however, can explain why it sometimes takes four days to get a letter from Chicago."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Barks in code.

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

A boy acting suspiciously

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"True crime meets reality TV"

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

"It's a list of possible side effects."