Mail Chase Theorist Gifts

"Naturally he's not getting his daily exercise. With the postman on strike there is nobody to chase!"

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Santa called but you were out!

"Remorse sits in my stomach like a piece of stale bread. How does that sound?"

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

'Here's the junk mail.'

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

'I know what you're thinking, honey, it's out of our price range but, wait till you see the size of the mailman's leg on this route!'

U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now

"I used to bark at the mailman. Now I just write a blog about him!"

Nature vs. Nietzsche.

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

Junk Mail

'He makes the deliveries other mailmen are afraid to make.'

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

"Hmm, great! - no sign of that dog..."

Mail pigeons, spam raven.

"Oh my God! Tinyfoot does exist!"

"I wonder if that treat the mailman is leaving me tastes better than he does."

Recycling Post.

Postes Modernes

'I've got an epistle to the Corinthians, ten shekels postage due.'

"I'm delighted to report that Buck had a breakthrough and has identified the origins of his mailperson issues."

"Mum, it's the poste'mon"

'I'm Smallfoot, Bigfoot's cousin!'

The Malebox - beer literature much appreciated by the MALEbox.

'Man i'm getting FED UP with all this junk male!!'

Postal Worker Satisfaction

Reporter #4: post box.

Airmail box.