Postman Chaser Gifts

Dog playing a 'chase the postman' game on a PC

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

'I hear you got your increase.' - 'Yes, that proves my theory, if you whine enough, you get anything you want.'

Breakthrough

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Has your mom tried turning him off and back on again?"

All-Candy Seder.

"Remember when everyone told you this job would lead you nowhere? Well, you've arrived!"

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

Corporate Success

Dear Author: We really are tickled by your persistence. Sincerely, The Editors.

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

'We're too late for the Xmas Eve shindig but if you hurry we can just about make the New Year Eve one!'

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

Potter is going to go far, unless I manage to stop him.

Champions biting their medals

'Brilliant job, Rafferty. Advance two cubicles!'

Graduate

Shopping Torture

"Contested elections are ALWAYS problematic...but I'd like reassure you that even though the partners chose me on this occasion."

'Your backswing's too slow!'

'Of course it's impossible. That's why we're here.'

Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."

Marvin P. Tisdale is plucked from obscurity and returned there in record time.

'It's quite an inspiring story. He started out in the mailroom and within two years had clawed his way to the very top!'

Zoology. Cheetahs can reach speeds up to sixty miles an hour! Amazing, and yet they never win!

' I'm sick of having to use this pigsty!..What does a guy have to do,to gain access to the executive wash-room in this company?! '

Final clearance sale.

Cosmic Ray

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

"It's not the fast track I had in mind."

Violin Balloons