Magnets Gifts

'This certainly is a quick way of removing steel splinters, doctor!'

Orca magnet attracts skater.

Professor Plum was angry that he needed to re-calibrate the 'Pussy Magnet'!

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

'We were so attracted to each other - now we're just poles apart'

Magnet at scrapyard

Is Gypsie Moth in YOUR Garden? Signs to look for...

"Money or your beard!"

The Dangers of Unlicensed Science Teachers.

'Sale - monopole magnets - 50% off'

Nikola Tesla during the time of the Siberian Tunguska Event.

Man who works at a magnet company finds his briefcase attracted to the briefcase of the man who works at the scrap metal company.

Bob has natural animal magnetism.

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

"There's a woman on tinder called Melania Trump."

Magnetic North

"Our communication system has gone down! All the magnets fell off the refrigerator!"

Follow Me!

"Things are picking up..."

'If you truly supported the Arts, you'd buy more refrigerator magnets.'

'And then when I push this button it magnetizes the ions and...'

'And with this model we throw in a nice selection of refrigerator magnets!'

Magnets & acupuncture.

Animal Magnetism

A rare, and horrifying case, of true animal magnetism.

'This is one of the most powerful marketing tools known to man!'

"The dog ate my magnetic insoles."

'I think that magnet you put in her stomach might have been just a little too strong.'

Male Pheromones.

'Help! My retainers have me trapped by refrigerator magnets!'

'Blah, blah, blah...'

'Boy, am I tired. I was up all night reading the refrigerator.'

Wow - that's some fridge magnet..!

'The dog and cat followed me home, the bird flew in the window and the fish swam up the toilet. Obviously I have animal magnetism.'

'Why are you waving that big magnet over my hard drive.'