Magician's Assistant Gifts

Magic Accident

'This isn't what I meant by a 'trial separation'!'

The Magician's Trick - Gender Equality.

'Pick a card, any card.'

'A magician's assistant, you say?'

"My moms a magician's assistant!"

'Why exactly did you quit the well paid job as the magicians' assistant?'

Toenail clipping missile.

When magic tricks go wrong.

'How long have you been a magician's assistant?'

'Hurry it up, will you? We're on in five minutes!'

"You seemed disillusioned."

"Remember me?"

Magician is at airport terminal with cut-in-half assistant on luggage stroller.

"You are late! The rabbit left half an hour ago!"

"Oops!"

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

"I'm French."

A magician at Christmas

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

"So, how's your other half?"

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

Desert Island BBQ

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

Primitive magician

"I can't believe he brought her."

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'