Magical Moments Enthusiast Pillows

"This counts as one wish, by the way."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Tiny Visions

Sitting in a tree

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

The discovery of gravity is put on hold after a chance encounter by William Tell and Isaac Newton.

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

'I don't get it, I've only served that guy water all evening.'

Son burying his dad in sand

"That's my boy!"

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

"You know, the yoozh. A little toil, a little trouble."

'Waiter, there's a mysterious stain on this napkin.'

"Are you sure you sent out those invitations?"

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

'It's so incredible, getting to discover the little bundle of magic hidden inside.'

'You can't win -- I turned the water into wine, and then everybody wanted free refills!'

Welcome to our meeting!

Magician hitting someone while performing a trick.

"Which button on the phone did you press?"

'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'

Jesus falling over a wave.

Moses Parting the Red Tea

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

Christian Books: We have The Loaves and the Fishes. . . Joe's Deli: We have the Jam & the Tartar Sauce.

'Don't get up until nine.' - 'What time is it now?'

"The card you are thinking of is... the fifth of Jacks!"

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

'Moron.'

"Wow. That guy on psychic chat line is really good. He told me our next phone bill would be bigger than usual!"