Adorable Moments Aficionado Pillows

"One day, you'll look back on all your youthful mistakes and remember how adorable you were while making them."

Sitting in a tree

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

"I was a lot happier with the elephant in the room."

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

You're so beautiful, I can't take my eyes off you, even though there's a fly in my soup doing the backstroke, which is comedy gold!

Malfunctioning geyser

"You and your daft inventions."

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"Dr Andrea Patterson; animal behaviour."

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

"On a scale of 1-10, how painfully awkward is this?"

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

"If that girl sent over a double cappuccino, maybe you should go talk to her!"

Welcome to our meeting!

"I think that one is a little too honest."

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"Let’s try another one. Jerry blinked, Kate’s giving Jon the finger, and Jess is choking."

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

"Of course mating is natural. It's just not the kind of thing you want to see your parents doing."

Hey dad, is that the boss guy that you said can talk out of his butt?

Spinach Dating.

A close encounter of the awkward kind

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

Jack's first meeting with Melanie's parents, suddenly turned awkward.

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

"There's a little jelly or something on your chin."

"Do you know why we pulled you over today, sir?"

"I'm guessing it's too soon in the relationship for me to totally creep you out."