Adorable Moments Aficionado Pillows

"One day, you'll look back on all your youthful mistakes and remember how adorable you were while making them."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Sitting in a tree

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

"I was a lot happier with the elephant in the room."

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Malfunctioning geyser

"You and your daft inventions."

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

"Dr Andrea Patterson; animal behaviour."

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

"If that girl sent over a double cappuccino, maybe you should go talk to her!"

"On a scale of 1-10, how painfully awkward is this?"

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

Welcome to our meeting!

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"I think that one is a little too honest."

Hey dad, is that the boss guy that you said can talk out of his butt?

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

"Of course mating is natural. It's just not the kind of thing you want to see your parents doing."

Spinach Dating.

"Let’s try another one. Jerry blinked, Kate’s giving Jon the finger, and Jess is choking."

A close encounter of the awkward kind

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

Jack's first meeting with Melanie's parents, suddenly turned awkward.

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

"There's a little jelly or something on your chin."

Awkward Moments

"Nice going, idiot! You just blew the first impression."

Lion Toupee