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"This counts as one wish, by the way."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Tiny Visions

Sitting in a tree

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

The discovery of gravity is put on hold after a chance encounter by William Tell and Isaac Newton.

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

Moses gets REALLY lost in the desert.

Son burying his dad in sand

'I don't get it, I've only served that guy water all evening.'

"That's my boy!"

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

"You know, the yoozh. A little toil, a little trouble."

'Hold it right there, pal! I had a vision that your check is going to bounce, so you can just head right back to your car!'

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

'Waiter, there's a mysterious stain on this napkin.'

'It's so incredible, getting to discover the little bundle of magic hidden inside.'

"Are you sure you sent out those invitations?"

Welcome to our meeting!

'You can't win -- I turned the water into wine, and then everybody wanted free refills!'

Magician hitting someone while performing a trick.

Jesus falling over a wave.

Moses Parting the Red Tea

'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'

Don't Walk on the Water

"Which button on the phone did you press?"

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

"The card you are thinking of is... the fifth of Jacks!"

'Moron.'

"Wow. That guy on psychic chat line is really good. He told me our next phone bill would be bigger than usual!"

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

'That lumbago you just got rid of - you gave to me!'