Magic Moment Discoverer Pillows

'It's so incredible, getting to discover the little bundle of magic hidden inside.'

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

Tiny Visions

Raptures

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

The discovery of gravity is put on hold after a chance encounter by William Tell and Isaac Newton.

'You're going the wrong way, Ben!'

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

"That's my boy!"

'I don't get it, I've only served that guy water all evening.'

Moses gets REALLY lost in the desert.

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

"Are you sure you sent out those invitations?"

"OMG!"

'Waiter, there's a mysterious stain on this napkin.'

'You can't win -- I turned the water into wine, and then everybody wanted free refills!'

Magician hitting someone while performing a trick.

"That song in your heart has a nice beat to it."

Moses Parting the Red Tea

Jesus falling over a wave.

Don't Walk on the Water

"Which button on the phone did you press?"

Later that same day.

Scientific Tea.

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

"I'm just sitting here waiting for an idea who's time has come...but apparently it's running late."

Christian Books: We have The Loaves and the Fishes. . . Joe's Deli: We have the Jam & the Tartar Sauce.

"The card you are thinking of is... the fifth of Jacks!"

'That lumbago you just got rid of - you gave to me!'

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

"Who says nothing good is made in America anymore?"

'I have something to tell you, Moses...'