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'Say the magic words!' 'Charge it!'

"Here we are."

Toadstools

Desert Island BBQ

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Late BroomStick

"I can't believe he brought her."

Rocking Witches.

"I said slime."

Broomstick crash.

100% carbon neutral

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Rocket and Witch Race

"It's probably just seasonal."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

Magic Tricks

Witch's Brew.

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

Juggler and Illusionist

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'Darn! I can never remember witch one it... darn!'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'