Magic Apprentice Pillows

'She's still a novice yet.'

Young Houdini

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

The tooth fairy.

"Hi-yah!"

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Desert Island BBQ

100% carbon neutral

"I can't believe he brought her."

Broomstick crash.

"I said slime."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

Rocket and Witch Race

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

Birds Following Witch.

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"Devi's brew?"

Witch's Brew.

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

Juggler and Illusionist

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."