Magic Practitioner Pillows

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Desert Island BBQ

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

Broomstick crash.

"I can't believe he brought her."

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Primitive magician

"I said slime."

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

Quantum Psychic

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

Rocket and Witch Race

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"This will be a tricky operation."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Magic Tricks

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Juggler and Illusionist