Magic Practitioner Pillows

Witch Doctor

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Desert Island BBQ

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

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Primitive magician

Broomstick crash.

"I said slime."

"I can't believe he brought her."

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

Quantum Psychic

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

Rocket and Witch Race

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Kiddies Menu for Witches

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"This will be a tricky operation."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."