Magic Apprentice Mugs

'She's still a novice yet.'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

The tooth fairy.

"Hi-yah!"

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Desert Island BBQ

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"I said slime."

100% carbon neutral

"I can't believe he brought her."

Broomstick crash.

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Birds Following Witch.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

Rocket and Witch Race

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

Juggler and Illusionist

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

'Sorry... I never kiss on the first date.'

Witch's Brew.

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

Magic Tricks