Magazine Seller Gifts

Big Issue/Huge Issue.

Big Issue vendor on woman's stairlift.

Bigamy Issue.

'That's a platinum award. I've sold a million Big Issues!'

Please Buy My Magazine

'Big Issue!'

"I've been to college, but I'm selling magazines to pay off my student loans."

"Who rang that bell?"

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

The Working Woman's Magazine

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

"Author does not do tricks."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

Sue the Author 3PM

Pets.

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

Waiting Room Quarterly

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

'The Lemming Book Store'

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"