Magazine Seller Gifts

Big Issue/Huge Issue.

Bigamy Issue.

'That's a platinum award. I've sold a million Big Issues!'

Please Buy My Magazine

"I've been to college, but I'm selling magazines to pay off my student loans."

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

The Working Woman's Magazine

Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

Sue the Author 3PM

"Author does not do tricks."

Pets.

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

'The Lemming Book Store'

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

Waiting Room Quarterly

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

Alien Beauty Magazine

A Specialty Bookstore Chain that Failed, 'Untitled Books.'