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"It's not just a special advertising section,- it's a very special advertising section."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

The First Annual Game Show Week.

The Family Joules: Part 21

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

Bathroom Fairy

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Seven

Malcolm Sargent

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Inaction Figure

"I thought he was into fitness, but his 'fitness tracker' turned out to be a flea and tick collar."

'Don't worry it's organic...'

I think my work ethic needs some work. Not to mention some ethics.

The Family Joules: Part 3

S**t Threw a Goose

"Dr. Livingstone will see you now."

Sculptor's chippings

Pisa Hut.

'The first cocktail.'

Atomic Bear: Part 5

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

Litteratti K9s.

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.