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"It's not just a special advertising section,- it's a very special advertising section."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

Bathroom Fairy

Malcolm Sargent

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"I thought he was into fitness, but his 'fitness tracker' turned out to be a flea and tick collar."

'I wanted a change in decor.'

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

Inaction Figure

'Don't worry it's organic...'

Litteratti K9s.

'The first cocktail.'

Sculptor's chippings

Pisa Hut.

"Dr. Livingstone will see you now."

'I preferred her in the margarine commercial.'

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

S**t Threw a Goose