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"Vinnie, it's time we send our 'friend' a little message."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

"Encouraging dissent is a good way of finding out who the traitors are."

Why did the chicken cross the mafia

'Relax... When I said, your husband's swimming with the fishes. I merely meant that he's gone SCUBA diving with the boss.'

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

"Pretty good day. I wasn't linked to anything incriminating."

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

The Mafia isn't what it used to be...

"Make it look like natural selection."

'Help! Miami Beach Mafiosi attack!'

Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.

Raffia Mafia - "Vinny, there's some nice baskets comin' in through Queens."

Her brother's on the building opposite with an M16.

The Dark Side of the Lone Ranger

'Hi. I'm Don.'

UN agreements.

"Now that's what I call organised crime!"

"Psst. Can you keep a secret?"

"Now you will be the accountant to the fishes."

Track'em Whack'em

The Wrath of the Godfather of Ventriloquism

"You should know by now, nobody puts the bite on me and gets away with it!"

"Gracious me, Fat Tony doesn't whack people any more, you're merely being unfriended."