Madcap Mixer Gifts

'Your drink, madam. Courtesy of the gentlemen at the bar.'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

City Marathon.

A skip full of fools.

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

Start the session by doing something unusual.

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

Books and Phones

The Criminally Insane Gourmet.

'..and one for the pot.'

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

Crazy paving company.

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

Cowpunk

Just Stop Oil Painting

Musical Mestizo.

"Bretheren and Sistern out there in Congregational Land!"

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

'Can't read this one either. Think anyone would mind if I just rolled around in them?'

the Carpenters greatest hits...

'We need more change around here, so I put your coffee in a tea cup and my tea in a coffee mug.'

Acme Crazy Straws

Library computer center: CYBRARIAN.

Magic Potion Micro-Brewers

Turn this music off! Please. Thumpa thump … Thank goodness. This is insane. How can they combine a talk show with house music? Allow us to explain: To attract younger audiences, we, the media conglomerates, must communicate on their terms, on their wavelength. More media, multimedia, simultaneous media, streaming screaming gleaming screeching grinding mind-bending media! I'm going to kill something! You're playing into their hands. Thumpa thumpa thumpa.

'Lost your ball in the rough? Larry, this is bowling!

Forget the potions. This Halloween I'm working on a vaccine.

'I see you've got Billy scrubbing the decks again.'

'Never mind how did I get up here. Run and get your father.'

"Alright Mr. Caldwell, you're all sewn up. Please be sure to fill out the online survey and don't forget to tip. Thanks."

Social Networking .

Cement mixer with mixer settings

Metallurgy Lab. He's always discovering new compounds by accident. Alloy oops!