Madcap Architect Gifts

Acme Crazy Straws

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Team Leader

Lego Haircut

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Human Brain

The Doorway to Ideas

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

"I tested very high in playing."

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

A skip full of fools.

Baby reaching food using building blocks.

Snow Bridge.

'It's a self-build.'

Toy White House built incorrectly.

"He wants to be an architect."

Man sees Creative License Bureau

Bulb

Crazy paving company.

"Your tax return reads like one of your novels."

"He's made our of mud. Since it hasn't snowed, I had to improvise."

"Someday, this will all go into your pre-nuptial agreement."

"My mental ink pen ran dry.

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

'Mystery solved! Someone put the model of the building into the cupboard and the client took the salt cellar.'

Lateral Thinking

Writing the generations/Bring characters to life.

"Let's ask for directions."

"Is this your joke of an idea?"

'Mom forgot to do the laundry last night, so I made clothes out of Legos.'

"All this red tape is tying down my blue sky thinking."

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"