Madcap Mixer Mugs

'Your drink, madam. Courtesy of the gentlemen at the bar.'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

City Marathon.

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

Start the session by doing something unusual.

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

Books and Phones

The Criminally Insane Gourmet.

'..and one for the pot.'

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

Cowpunk

Just Stop Oil Painting

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

Crazy paving company.

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

"Bretheren and Sistern out there in Congregational Land!"

Musical Mestizo.

'Can't read this one either. Think anyone would mind if I just rolled around in them?'

'We need more change around here, so I put your coffee in a tea cup and my tea in a coffee mug.'

Acme Crazy Straws

Magic Potion Micro-Brewers

Library computer center: CYBRARIAN.

'Lost your ball in the rough? Larry, this is bowling!

Forget the potions. This Halloween I'm working on a vaccine.

"Alright Mr. Caldwell, you're all sewn up. Please be sure to fill out the online survey and don't forget to tip. Thanks."

Social Networking .

'I see you've got Billy scrubbing the decks again.'

'Never mind how did I get up here. Run and get your father.'

Cement mixer with mixer settings

TV the Book