Mad Scientist In The Kitchen Gifts

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

'Ooops! No got that wrong, those two chemicals should never be mixed...'

"Who wants to help Grandma make her famous gingerbread man cookies? You kids get the flour, eggs, and sugar, and I'll get the protoplasm and epithelial tissue."

"Young Frankenstein"

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

Jr. cloning kit

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Early cyborg.

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

Cat Frankenstein

Culinary surgery.

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

"…And just what do you think you're going to do with your silly death ray once you've finished it?!"

It's an experiment.

"That's just great. I discover the cure for the common cold and all you can do is criticize."

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

'Catch this!'

'Hard or soft science?'

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

The Bride of Finkelstein!