Macho Fashion Fan Pillows

'Do you have a hat for every day of the week, Clancy?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Men can show their emotions!

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

Soldiers' Ego

Alpha males through the ages!

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

Man with many tattoos.

"One last question, Berlinger. Is it just you, or is the whole damn Accounting Department shot full of steroids?"

Handlebar Moustache Man

"Come on. One more. You got it..." "It's so cute when they do that."

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

"There's one telltale sign a man is interested in you....He weeps when you mercilessly mock him and all that he holds dear....It also weeds out the 'men' who are afraid to cry."

"Take no notice of George - it's just because he opened a jam jar earlier!"

'That rig has made me feel more like a man than any woman ever did.'

Arm and leg wrestling.

Bill just couldn't wait for his testosterone to kick in.

'Will you sorry excuse for Vikings shut up and go to sleep?!'

Rhinovirus (Common Cold) vs Rhinovirus-M (Man Cold)

"Mom said grandpa killed it so his penis would feel bigger."

'He's a big softie really'.

The Men Thing. . .

'Bad hairy-chest day.'

'Oh yeah? Step outside and say that!'

'Yes, this bike complies with the town's new noise pollution laws, but we've programmed this MP3 player with brrroom brrroom sounds, so you can still feel macho while riding it.'

"Reggie 'The Butcher' Baker just found out that everyone knows his wife calls him 'love dumpling'."

'I told you it was a full bodied wine, but you just had to mess with it.'

"Now that's a splinter."

'I like my guys tough, you know, the kind who leave the crusts on their sandwiches.'

"Can you open this form me?"

"I don't even like bacon that much, but eat a lot of it to impress chicks."

'He turned out hard boiled.'