Macho Antics Observer Pillows

In the end I told him, stop bothering these women or I'll kick you out the door...(only cos he was a lot smaller than you...)

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

Important Muscles.

Department of Who's Your Daddy?

Soldiers' Ego

Alpha males through the ages!

"This is all my own hair."

"Science has proven that if you don't know what you're talking about, people will still take you seriously if you act like you do...Especially if you back it up by saying 'Science has proven' it."

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"One last question, Berlinger. Is it just you, or is the whole damn Accounting Department shot full of steroids?"

Man with many tattoos.

"If he'd done that to me, I'd have got up and given him a good thump!"

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

'He eats his yogurt and carrot sticks out of a grease-stained brown bag to preserve his macho image.'

"Come on. One more. You got it..." "It's so cute when they do that."

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

'That's a good start, Betsy, but could you make it more macho?'

"There's one telltale sign a man is interested in you....He weeps when you mercilessly mock him and all that he holds dear....It also weeds out the 'men' who are afraid to cry."

Arm and leg wrestling.

"If it's your chair, man up and get him out of it!"

'My speed limit is bigger than yours.'

"Your old boyfriend came by. He wants to patch things up."

"Leave it, Cedric! - It's always the same; you have a few drinks and all you want to do is take the world on. . .!"

"I recommend the lobster today, sir, if you think you're man enough."

The Men Thing. . .

'Bad hairy-chest day.'

Macho Males: Putin and Obama

'He's a big softie really'.

'Crystal! You didn't duck and cover! If this wasn't just a drill and I had been a real deranged fan, you'd be soaked in beer right now!'

'Oh yeah? Step outside and say that!'

"Now that's a splinter."