Machine Mesmerized T-Shirts

"Excuse me, sir, but do you suppose I could persuade you to leave that machine for just a moment?"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

Congratulations on your retirement!

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Man and Machine snoozing

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

The secret thoughts of smart machines.

"Can you help me? I'm having a little trouble working the shredder."

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

Brown only photocopier sales.

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

"I'll get you out, but first hand me the chips in B-12."

Pizza-Matic

Toe-Tickling Machine

'Hold it, you can cancel that STAT call.'

"The AI art generator became self-aware, and now it just procrastinates and questions itself."

Machine

Factory foreman says: 'Sometimes the machines here do try to take over the world. Last week the coffee maker even had a go.'

Depending on somebody else to do something right phobia: 'You mean nobody knows where they put the fuse box?'

'About this 50% error rate of yours, Billington . . .'

'My land line is always busy...that's my answering machine fending off robocalls.'

The dunger

Robots/inspected.

Nature rebels against the machine

Anti-Litter Machine

Wine Factory

For years he had spent every free moment working on his perpetual motion machine. So far, he was up to 18 seconds.