Machine Mesmerized T-Shirts

"Excuse me, sir, but do you suppose I could persuade you to leave that machine for just a moment?"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

Congratulations on your retirement!

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Man and Machine snoozing

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

The secret thoughts of smart machines.

"Can you help me? I'm having a little trouble working the shredder."

Brown only photocopier sales.

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

"I'll get you out, but first hand me the chips in B-12."

Pizza-Matic

Toe-Tickling Machine

"The AI art generator became self-aware, and now it just procrastinates and questions itself."

'Hold it, you can cancel that STAT call.'

Machine

Factory foreman says: 'Sometimes the machines here do try to take over the world. Last week the coffee maker even had a go.'

Depending on somebody else to do something right phobia: 'You mean nobody knows where they put the fuse box?'

"What setting do I use for this?"

'My land line is always busy...that's my answering machine fending off robocalls.'

'About this 50% error rate of yours, Billington . . .'

The dunger

Robots/inspected.

Anti-Litter Machine

Nature rebels against the machine

Wine Factory