Smart Machine Dreamer T-Shirts

The secret thoughts of smart machines.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Zorro as a child.

New open space office design that promotes balance in the workplace.

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

Angel Music

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'