Macabre Humor Buff Pillows

"Oh, the picture tote just helps me keep them organized."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Cat Nip.

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

'He does lack social skills.'

The Golfing Accident

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"And would you like flies with that?"

'Try and be pleasant dear, you don't want to alienate it.'

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

"I've told you kids - that's not a toy!"

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

"Oh, yeah? Well, you smell nice!"

'We're well positioned, but we lack leadership.'

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Bottle-nosed Dolphins.

"Beware of God"

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

'Ah, business as usual.'

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

"You inviting me to lunch? I don't know - after all - I barely know you!"

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."