Macabre Sense Of Humor Pillows

Vulture waits outside operating theatre.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'I've got an exciting new assignment for you. You're going to share one salary.'

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

'His Trout Almondine Veal Cordon Blue in mushroom sauce was crudely seasoned.'

Actually, I prefer to think of my body as repurposed.

Pope Kimba XXIII.

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

"The test results have come back - you ARE a t**t."

'Mate, when did you get your tongue pierced..?'

Death Watch

Magnet at scrapyard

"I just love take-out."

"It requires so much less work than a dog."

"This coffee seems a little staler every morning, Edwina!"

"I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't tell my kids that I'm actually made of money."

"Back in 15 min."

'Sorry Ma'am, but I only do palm-readings...'

The Grim Rapper

'Yes, I laugh at most things, but it doesn't mean I can't have a serious conversation...'

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

"Ooh, Igor — a dead rat! You shouldn’t have!"

"They’re burying him with his Xanax."

Preserved head and mobile phone.

'Bad man... you're a bad man!'

'He's been at it too long. Now, when he bell rings, Dr. Pavlov salivates.'

"I asked you to take Mother home, not too a home."

'Ah, the old up-phase bipolar cop, down-phase bipolar cop routine, eh?'

"What can I say? Tough split."

"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"

Skeleton scientists