Macabre Humor Fan Pillows

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

"I just love take-out."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

'I guess everything tastes a little like chicken.'

"Yep...Isn't she a beaut! And just one previous owner."

Roland enjoyed going to the park and feeding the vultures.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Pastry Hat

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Murder in Apartment 6-K

'I really wish you guys would knock that off.'

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

Boomerang cow.

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

Franz Kafka

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

'Can I get a box for this?'

'His Trout Almondine Veal Cordon Blue in mushroom sauce was crudely seasoned.'

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'

Chick Billiard Ball

"I'm used to embellished resumes, but claiming you can herd cats is a bit far fetched..."

Bizarre sights.

"I'm worried about Junior... all he wants to do is kill things."

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!'

The Grim Rapper

NO ANCHOVIES!, 'It's getting harder and harder to keep up with politics these days.'

Surreal war artist.

"Ooh, Igor — a dead rat! You shouldn’t have!"