Macabre Fascination Pillows

The Four Stages of Cruelty - Reward of cruelty.

Demon at a lift in Hell.

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

Decaying corpse

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

No Right Turn (monster)

Grim's Fairytales

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

Death Takes A Time-Share

Poetry reading nightly

"Wow, souls seem a lot heavier lately"

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'

'Whatever it is you're doing down there, Malcolm, I think it's affecting the television.'

The grim reaper (of humans) and the angel of death (for dogs) are foreshadowing the imminent death of a man and his doh.

Meet the Artist

"Back in 15 min."

"I'm worried about Junior... all he wants to do is kill things."

'Hi, we'd like to talk to you about how to prepare for life after death.'

"Mom!!"

'Bad man... you're a bad man!'

"You must be the artist."

Skeleton Portrait Painting

'Please excuse the mess guys.My husband's doing a correspondence course in Embalming.'

Vampire shunning crucifix-in-a-can.

"On the plus side, it's nice to be doing something together."

The Grim Reaper feeding pigeons arsenic.

"Each night Lily said her prayers... As the fleas and gnats do bite and gnaw my skin, so shall the worms eat and consume me, in the dirt and dust of the Lord's earth. Amen. And each night her prayers freaked her parents out."

"I wonder how much he paid for that view."

"Damn! I STILL can't sleep!"