Macabre Amusement Seeker Pillows

"Ha ha ha. So true."

The Zoo.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

The Final Selfie

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

'It's so embarrassing. My mother had my tadpole tail bronzed!'

"What have I told you two about not clowning around?"

'Hey! Have you heard the awful news?!'

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

"Mom!!"

"Instead of string beans, can I get brains?"

You are here.

"Now we're going to a cool bar!"

Revised Texts

"On the plus side, it's nice to be doing something together."

"You ever pick up a rock and then forget why?"

"See anything you fancy?"

"I'll have Envy for starter, Greed for Main and Lust to follow."

"Goddam Dogs."

"Each night Lily said her prayers... As the fleas and gnats do bite and gnaw my skin, so shall the worms eat and consume me, in the dirt and dust of the Lord's earth. Amen. And each night her prayers freaked her parents out."

'I understand your trainer used to be a dog trainer.'

"Morning!"

"I wonder how much he paid for that view."

Jumping in the deep end.

"Happy National Pride Month."

A praying mantis bride throws her husband's head to a crowd of wedding guests.

'Hard left, Doctor-hard left! Don't go and land it in 2020!

"See how virtual reality makes it feel like you're actually falling."

"Oh dear, this is awkward."

"She laid her outfit for tonight's party on the bed this morning, right where I usually nap! Now, she's mad because I've shed hair all over it. . ."

The tunnel of ulterior motives

"The money has been great since Death took up the collection."

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"Mind if we tag along?"