Macabre Amusement Seeker Mugs

"Ha ha ha. So true."

The Zoo.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

The Final Selfie

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

'It's so embarrassing. My mother had my tadpole tail bronzed!'

"What have I told you two about not clowning around?"

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

'Hey! Have you heard the awful news?!'

"Mom!!"

"Instead of string beans, can I get brains?"

"Now we're going to a cool bar!"

You are here.

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"On the plus side, it's nice to be doing something together."

"You ever pick up a rock and then forget why?"

"Goddam Dogs."

"See anything you fancy?"

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators … Armstrong skis down a pile of his money … Without a helmet. Even that ancient hag Sadie has a dangerous hobby. Every year, in violation of both common sense and local fire safety ordinances, the old lady lights all the candles on her birthday cake. I heard that!!! Fun fact: The 20th century was one of the most brutal in h

"Morning!"

"I'll have Envy for starter, Greed for Main and Lust to follow."

"Each night Lily said her prayers... As the fleas and gnats do bite and gnaw my skin, so shall the worms eat and consume me, in the dirt and dust of the Lord's earth. Amen. And each night her prayers freaked her parents out."

'I understand your trainer used to be a dog trainer.'

"I wonder how much he paid for that view."

Jumping in the deep end.

"Happy National Pride Month."

A praying mantis bride throws her husband's head to a crowd of wedding guests.

'Hard left, Doctor-hard left! Don't go and land it in 2020!

"See how virtual reality makes it feel like you're actually falling."

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"Oh dear, this is awkward."

"The money has been great since Death took up the collection."

The tunnel of ulterior motives

"She laid her outfit for tonight's party on the bed this morning, right where I usually nap! Now, she's mad because I've shed hair all over it. . ."