Macabre Meal Seeker Mugs

"Instead of string beans, can I get brains?"

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

Babies who Lunch.

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

"Waiter - there's a fly in my soup."

'Snack Bar's Open.'

"Sure we could just print out the specials, but the chef doesn't want to leave a paper trail."

'I'll have the mystery meat with anonymous vegetables.'

"Cemetery Pie"

CIA Cafeteria: 'It's nice of you to ask, but the recipe is classified.'

'I can't tell you what's in the stew because it's classified.'

'You don't need a menu here, mate. If you can't see it on my apron, we don't sell it.'

'Enjoy!' Restaurant

"Surprise me."

Vampire eating a 'Clot Noodle'.

'I'll take a six-piece 'Surprise Me' meal, and two 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' Wraps with Super Enigma Chunks...'

TV dinner

"Ha ha ha. So true."

An eerie hush fell over the audience when Myrtle responded, 'it tastes likes chicken. . .'.

Hello Spell

"Arkansas stew."

GREAT MYSTERIES OF THE WORLD: Suddenly Warren ate up all his dinner.

Carbonated hot dog water

'Hey, Jack, our pizza is done.'

"Two things, Debbie - I don't like your choice of dinner guests and my fish tasted funny."