Absent-minded Amusement Seeker Mugs

"You ever pick up a rock and then forget why?"

The Zoo.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

"They need to come up with an app that will locate your glasses."

'Which arrow points to my office?'

'It's so embarrassing. My mother had my tadpole tail bronzed!'

"Phone, wallet, glasses... What am I forgetting?"

"What have I told you two about not clowning around?"

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

"I'm a speaker and I'm lost. Which one of these rooms has the conference/seminar/convention/wedding that I don't remember the name of?"

Mary had forgotten about her recent online shopping purchase!

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

"I don't know about a playdate, why don't we just meet up for some juice boxes and see how it goes?"

"You know that feeling when you walk into a room and can't remember why you're there..."

"Goddam Dogs."

'I understand your trainer used to be a dog trainer.'

"Morning!"

"See anything you fancy?"

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

"Right now someone is saying 'Look, somebody threw out a perfectly good briefcase!"

"There you are, dear. . . that's you all set to watch satuday night television now!"

"Tonight? I thought it was tomorrow night."

"Honey, did you see where I placed that book entitled:'How to improve your memory?"

"Only once! That particular winter morning, it has snowed overnight and the sunrise was so spectacular I was speechless: I forgot to cock-a-doodle-do!"