Innocent Fun-seeker Mugs

"I don't know about a playdate, why don't we just meet up for some juice boxes and see how it goes?"

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

The Final Selfie

A rainbow umbrella

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

X. O. Whaddaya say we take a break from tic-tac-toe for some hugs 'n' kisses?

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

"The kids told me it was a magic wand."

'The home E-commerce business is doing well, but he misses his little friends at the office.'

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

Desert Island Water skiing.

I heard you have a really bad toothache. Meh. Not anymore. "Meh"? I got bored of that, so I just moved on. Amazing. "Mindless over matter." Bored of this phone.

Every morning, the 'who's gonna be first?' cold seat standoff.

"You ever pick up a rock and then forget why?"

'Come back lads, it's 'armless.'

A turtle takes a bath.

WIFI connections

'Uncle Oog isn't very smart, but he's a lot of fun to play horsie with.'

"Happy National Pride Month."

'I was very good today, Lord, but it was just a fluke.'

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"...Just checking there's no spotty gwobbly bogeymen under the bed."

"You've got to learn how to bowl without irony."

Getting BIG AIR!

Taking a pet kangeroo for a 'walk'.

"That's Mount Keister. Be Careful though, it could go off at any time!"

"All this waiting and it's over in thirty seconds.It's just like our sex life!"

'No can do! That's my Solitaire evening!'

'Let me know when you want me to help you get your rocks off.'

'Maybe some other time.'

'We hears this loud pop and when we turned around he was like this!'

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