'There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our kingdom has ever known.'
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Trial by Media
At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.
"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."
"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"
'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'
"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"
News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!
"Well, it looks like the merger is off."
"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"
"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."
"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"
Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow
Gay Times...
If nobody had invented graphics
"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."
"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."
'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'
"Now we move over to the sports desk."
"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."
Fish and color
'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'
"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."
Presidential Pooch Meets The Press
"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"
The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!
"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."
'Impressive resume, We'll verify it through Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr and get back to you,'
"Cheer up, if this carries on we could become a very attractive takeover target.
Local News in Heaven
"Wow. . . is that you, Mr Erdogan. . . Mr Kim Jong-un. . . Mr Putin. . . Mr Maduro. . . Mr. Bin-Salman. . . Mr al-Assad. . ."
Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.
Reporter #6: television.
Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.
Loyalty Award
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