Lyrics Gifts

"Oh, ....you know, ....sittin 'on the dock of the bay, ....wastin' time."

Blues artis's daily list

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Kenny Rogers Laundromats: We know when to fold 'em."

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

Lovebird and the Song Birds

'First I'll do some covers, then I'll play some derivative, cliche-ridden original material.'

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

(The King: A recent sighting) (Why, accordin' to this here resume, you ain't nothin' but a houn' dog.)

"I can't believe the things I've heard coming out of his mouth since he started listening to Eminem."

George Michael at the chiropodist

"I've got rhythm, music, my girl - check. But somehow I still want more."

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

"I do, I do, I do, I do, I do."

"Imagine there's no heaven. . ."

"Hey George - help me to recall an old song lyric! It goes: 'Accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative, latch on to the affirmative, and don't mess with—' Mess with what?"

'I still haven't found what I'm looking for.'

Vasiliy Lebedev-Kumach

'I wouldn't have agreed to let you write your own wedding vows if I knew you were just going to copy the lyrics to Margaritaville!'

Bob Dylan Fan Club

Livin' just enough, just enough - for th' city...

You are my sunshine!

"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."

Carly Simon - clowns in my coffee.

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

Karaoke night.

"He was the finest bluesman I knew..."

"First you make a left, then you make a right, then you turn around and turn around with all your might. You put your left foot out and then you bring it back, and that's what I call ballin' the jack."

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"Like Bob Dylan said, 'You don't know what you've got til it's gone."

Freeberg

That's when I decided why should I care

"Before I go in, just what did Billy Joe McCaluster throw off the Talihatchie bridge?"

"Yes, baby---it IS cold outside."