Lyrics Lover Gifts

"Here's a little song I wrote in prison. Actually, I was at Motor Vehicle renewing my license, but it SEEMED like prison."

"Here's another I wrote about pawning my guitar because I don't make enough writing songs."

"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."

John and Yoko

"Gosh, this reminds me of one of my favorite John Lennon lyrics: "Life is what happens to you while you're making other quarterly sales plans."

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

Dido

Pop group want success

'I still haven't found what I'm looking for.'

Joan Osborne

Freedom - I wish I'd been a rolling stone!

'I am glad I never caught any rabbits! I've been living off the royalties ever since!'

Freedom's just another word for doing what you're told?/Fascists make lousy folksingers.

I write the music for my songs, but Eddie here writes the lyrics.

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

"Distance Learning"

"Sometimes when we touch, the honesty's too much, and I have to close my eyes and hide...in a sports bar with Andrew and Phil."

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'Come on, come on, let's work together!'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

Bashful in Nashville

"As Maggie Thatcher once said: 'Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.'"

"This city is becoming unlivable."

Karaoke night.

Musical genres

'My love is like a red red rose...'

George Martin

Jerry Lordan

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

"Hey, Dad, I've been working on a song for our family band!"