Lyrics Lover Gifts

"Here's a little song I wrote in prison. Actually, I was at Motor Vehicle renewing my license, but it SEEMED like prison."

"Here's another I wrote about pawning my guitar because I don't make enough writing songs."

"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."

John and Yoko

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

'I still haven't found what I'm looking for.'

Freedom's just another word for doing what you're told?/Fascists make lousy folksingers.

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

"Distance Learning"

"Sometimes when we touch, the honesty's too much, and I have to close my eyes and hide...in a sports bar with Andrew and Phil."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'Come on, come on, let's work together!'

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Bashful in Nashville

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"As Maggie Thatcher once said: 'Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.'"

Jerry Lordan

'My love is like a red red rose...'

Musical genres

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

Foxy lady

"Hey, Dad, I've been working on a song for our family band!"

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

Christine McVie

Keyboard player

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

Vasiliy Lebedev-Kumach