Lynx Enthusiast Pillows

"I'm inviting you to join my referral network, on Lynxedin."

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

Blend Schools

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

Prisoner Crossing

John Newman

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

"Reports now confirm that Abraham Lincoln has stopped turning over in his grave and is angrily burrowing his way to the White House."

"Ok, I have my hearing aids on now: let's hear this mighty roar of yours. . ."

'Mum, she pulled my mane!'

Draw the Lion

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"I bet they don't social distance... contact trace or even wash their paws."

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

A revised statuary for the city of tomorrow

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

'Hmm, wrong bottle. I guess THIS one must've been the Elixir of Death...'

"It's a recurring nightmare: here I am, readying myself for a mighty roar and this librarian is staring at me..."

"We had these twigs flown in from Italy."

'It has to have tall fences.'

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

Walking the Dog.

Though it has never been proven, no one has ever denied that Abraham Lincoln had heat vision. Hmmm....

Where's Slinky going? To Florida, for spring training.

The Wolfman's Crime and his Shameful, Secret, Addiction!

Oxford tour guides

Walk the dog.

At a mansion with a doorman a dog and cat have their own little doors with their own little doormen.

"Be honest, do you think it's my profile pic holding me back?"

The disadvantages of working from home

'Oh, yes, Larry, we all know who's the Alpha male around here!'

'Someone set a slinky going. Until it stops you'll have to use the stairs.'

Unfortunately, the dominant lion was also a very picky eater.

Flip 4 ten commandments. #3 will shock you!