Lynx Enthusiast Pillows

"I'm inviting you to join my referral network, on Lynxedin."

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

Blend Schools

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

Prisoner Crossing

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

"Reports now confirm that Abraham Lincoln has stopped turning over in his grave and is angrily burrowing his way to the White House."

John Newman

"Ok, I have my hearing aids on now: let's hear this mighty roar of yours. . ."

'Mum, she pulled my mane!'

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

Draw the Lion

"I bet they don't social distance... contact trace or even wash their paws."

A revised statuary for the city of tomorrow

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

'Hmm, wrong bottle. I guess THIS one must've been the Elixir of Death...'

"We had these twigs flown in from Italy."

"It's a recurring nightmare: here I am, readying myself for a mighty roar and this librarian is staring at me..."

'It has to have tall fences.'

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

Walking the Dog.

Though it has never been proven, no one has ever denied that Abraham Lincoln had heat vision. Hmmm....

The Wolfman's Crime and his Shameful, Secret, Addiction!

Oxford tour guides

Walk the dog.

"Be honest, do you think it's my profile pic holding me back?"

At a mansion with a doorman a dog and cat have their own little doors with their own little doormen.

The disadvantages of working from home

'Oh, yes, Larry, we all know who's the Alpha male around here!'

Unfortunately, the dominant lion was also a very picky eater.

"Is something troubling you, Charles? It's not like you to run over a pedestrian."