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"See this watch? This cost more than you make in a #@$% year!"

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Haute Suture

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Bubbly

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Baroque Peacock

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Sundial Time

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

New Shoes.

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'

'Don't be nervous, relax...he puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like you do. Of course, his pants are tailor made and cost $600 a pair...'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Kensington Fluffies

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

"I just reached 1000 jumps."