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"See this watch? This cost more than you make in a #@$% year!"

Elizabeth admired Darcy's £150,000 Philippe Patek

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

Bubbly

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Haute Suture

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Baroque Peacock

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

New Shoes.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Sundial Time

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

Kensington Fluffies

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'Don't be nervous, relax...he puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like you do. Of course, his pants are tailor made and cost $600 a pair...'