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'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

'Baby's first two-step.'

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

'Nice bling!'

It bag and no knickers!

"Our market research predicts this product mascot will be irresistible to both men and women..."

I'm looking for a useful gift for a newborn. Nature's Baby Boutique. We have a large selection of essentials. Here are the 100% organic, fair trade, hand-dyed pashimina diaper covers. Wow! Nothing says "essential" like popped-on pashimina. A little dry-cleaning and it's good as new.

'I do like the moat.'

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'I bought it off the irregular rack, but I'm hoping he'll grow into it.'

'What is she thinking? Cloth diapers are soooo out of style this season.'

'Make love to me - I want to launch a range of baby and maternity wear.'

"We take pride in offering food that's simple, basic, yet absurdly expensive."

It's great, but you never want to buy the best house in the neighborhood. For sale.

No caption (A man wearing a baby in a sling over his chest walks a dog also wearing her pup in a sling).

'I love money because it reminds me that I'm part of a larger community of capitalists.'

'Ah, look...it is Reynard, come to tell us about freedom.'

"Shall we go talk with those au pairs?"

'I can't believe that you eat black caviare with every meal.'

'Sorry folks. All these jokes can't be winners.'

"Let me guess -- first child?"

"Things have gotten bad here. There's talk of a war with another gated community."

'I'm sorry, Mr Jones has just stepped away from his desk'

'Gucci...Gucci...goo!'

'Lucky you, we have eleven guests and only ten glasses.'

Oil executives agonise over decisions on dealing with price explosion.

'I don't know if I can give it up.'

"Good morning, Mrs. Kiley."

Baby World. Quick, honey, give me your hand - You can feel the wallet kicking!

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.