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Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'Baby's first two-step.'

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

"Do you have pants in XL?"

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

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It bag and no knickers!

'Nice bling!'

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

"I figured I've got the money so why not spend it."

"Our market research predicts this product mascot will be irresistible to both men and women..."

'This buggy gets only about one mile per gal.'

'It's only going to cost your $1,600 to put the romance back into our marriage.'

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

'What is she thinking? Cloth diapers are soooo out of style this season.'

It took the members of the seance almost 2 hours to make contact with Muriel but it was worth it."

'Sorry folks. All these jokes can't be winners.'

"By the authority vested in me by Bloomingdale's, how may I help you?"

"It's a boy!"

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"Leverage', by Goldman, Sachs."

'Wh? There's that noise again. Sounds like a (shudder) baby's rattle!'

'I don't have a problem with you spending $1,500 on golf clubs, so you shouldn't complain about my spending $100,000 on a sports car.'

'Seriously? You might want to throw a bit of pink on that to help people out.'