Luxury Baby Shopper T-Shirts

I'm looking for a useful gift for a newborn. Nature's Baby Boutique. We have a large selection of essentials. Here are the 100% organic, fair trade, hand-dyed pashimina diaper covers. Wow! Nothing says "essential" like popped-on pashimina. A little dry-cleaning and it's good as new.

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'Baby's first two-step.'

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

"Do you have pants in XL?"

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

'Nice bling!'

It bag and no knickers!

'This buggy gets only about one mile per gal.'

'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

I'm not buying a $25 set of boring hooded towels off a big box store baby shower registry. Mom fights the man! The local baby boutique will have a hipper selection. So true! Catch those adorable all-organic, artist-designed towels! Cute! And only $55 each! My pretentions are never cheap!

"Our market research predicts this product mascot will be irresistible to both men and women..."

"I figured I've got the money so why not spend it."

'It's only going to cost your $1,600 to put the romance back into our marriage.'

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

It took the members of the seance almost 2 hours to make contact with Muriel but it was worth it."

'What is she thinking? Cloth diapers are soooo out of style this season.'

'Sorry folks. All these jokes can't be winners.'

Wow! Look at these cool shower presents. Nature's Baby Boutique. 100% natural baby soaps, changing pads, bottle holders, safety gates and classical music tapes. Plus stroller, crib and swaddling blankets. Without all this stuff � How could you ever have a natural baby?

"By the authority vested in me by Bloomingdale's, how may I help you?"

"It's a boy!"

Wine Prices

"Leverage', by Goldman, Sachs."

'So, where's the mall?'

Baby World. Quick, honey, give me your hand - You can feel the wallet kicking!

The shop. The big shop.

'Wh? There's that noise again. Sounds like a (shudder) baby's rattle!'

"If it's any consolation, spending all that money shopping made me feel a lot better."

'Now what to get with your compensation money-fur coat,diamond ring,Prada shoes...'

Posh & Exclusive: When Flaunting Is Not Enough.

Do you think Santa will be making a stop at Tiffany & Company tonight, Lance? Sorry to disappoint you, Gloria, but I spotted Santa's sleigh in the parking lot of Kmart & Company earlier.

'Seriously? You might want to throw a bit of pink on that to help people out.'