Shopping For Baby T-Shirts

Wow! Look at these cool shower presents. Nature's Baby Boutique. 100% natural baby soaps, changing pads, bottle holders, safety gates and classical music tapes. Plus stroller, crib and swaddling blankets. Without all this stuff � How could you ever have a natural baby?

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

Baby Bear.

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

'No creamed peas for me today!'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

A (P)ram.

'This buggy gets only about one mile per gal.'

'We actually meant to order a baby monitor, but he was so cute we just had to keep him.'

I'm looking for a useful gift for a newborn. Nature's Baby Boutique. We have a large selection of essentials. Here are the 100% organic, fair trade, hand-dyed pashimina diaper covers. Wow! Nothing says "essential" like popped-on pashimina. A little dry-cleaning and it's good as new.

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

Dummy Sucking Area

Child in baby sling sees rucksack - 'I look like that?'

"Where can I get one of those?"

"The floor is now open for discussion of what to name ou generation."

"If that one doesn't strike your fancy, sir, we have several others."

'Who killed Cock Robin?' 'Bird flu?'

Rocket priced prams.

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

'I bought it off the irregular rack, but I'm hoping he'll grow into it.'

Parents compare buggies

"I dunno. It just doesn't "feel" like a diaper."

'How can you make eye contact with a puppy and just walk on, like that?'

"It's a boy!"

'As his grandfather, I suggest you purchase the one with the side impact guards and heavy duty bumper.'

Baby buying shares

Baby World. Quick, honey, give me your hand - You can feel the wallet kicking!